Your Head Is Going To Be This Bowling Ball

Today I saw a movie called Your Head Is Going To Be This Bowling Ball. It was a spooky movie about puberty and the misuse of Skittles.

Geek Love

Today I read a book called Geek Love. It was about several generations of the Binewski carnival family and it was really good.

Nanook of the North

Today I saw a movie called Nanook of the North. It was a very good and pretty old sort of documentary. My favorite part was watching the igloo be built and especially the window.

Invasion of the Body Snatchers

Today I saw a movie called Invasion of the Body Snatchers. It was very good. It was about a bunch of dying aliens who liked walking around in orderly lines. My favorite parts were the soundtrack and the telephone cord.

Sssssssssssssssssssss

Today I read a book called Ssssssssssssssssssss. It was a new version of that famous story about the snake that likes using the photocopier.

Two Oatmeal Raisin Cookies

Today I saw a movie called Two Oatmeal Raisin Cookies. This was a somewhat undercooked movie so I fast-forwarded through most of it.

Hot Sand Shoes

Today I read a book called Hot Sand Shoes. It was about running fast for good reasons. It was very motivational.

Meshes of the Afternoon

Today I saw a movie called Meshes of the Afternoon. It was very scary. It made me think about moving.

Arkansas

Today I read a book called Arkansas. It was very exciting. It was about two guys who mostly wanted to be left alone, but who were occasionally interrupted by gross-outs.

Jag Shag

Today I read a book called Jag Shag. It was about cozy feet versus crumb trappage.

Keep Right Keep Right Keep Right Keep Right

Today I read a book called Keep Right Keep Right Keep Right Keep Right. It was a book about concern for safety and for local ordinance.

Harried Dump

Today I saw a movie called Harried Dump. It was about a man who was too busy to be pulling on some lever all the time.

Kippers and Bacon and Marmalade

Today I read a book called Kippers and Bacon and Marmalade. It was total filth.

eXistenZ

Today I saw a movie called eXistenZ. It had a very neat bone-gun that shot teeth. My favorite part was when people tried to order the special.

Whose Time, Whose Dime?

Today I saw a movie called Whose Time, Whose Dime? It was a satire, I believe. I kept waiting for it to be over, but it just kept starting right over again from the beginning.