Wanted Barber With Experience

Today I read a book called Wanted Barber With Experience. It was a short book. It was about a room with too much hair in it.

The Fermata

Today I read a book called The Fermata. It had lots of raunchy sex scenes in it. The raunchiest part was when the narrator ran a needle through his calluses and attached it to the washing machine.

Fire Escape With Several Plants On It

Today I watched a movie called Fire Escape With Several Plants On It. This was a dirty movie. The best part was the beginning.

The Equinox...A Journey into the Supernatural

Today I watched a movie called The Equinox...A Journey into the Supernatural. It had some nifty stop-motion animation. The scariest part was when the old man screamed.