The Palm Beach Story

Today I saw a movie called The Palm Beach Story. My favorite parts of this movie were the Wienie King and the formation of that posse.

It Would Be Great

Today I read a book called It Would Be Great. It was one of those motivational books that reassures you that you still have hands.

Squat Brick

Today I saw a movie called Squat Brick. It was about needing to take a load off now and again.

Half Stache

Today I saw a movie called Half Stache. It was about a man whose face betrayed the conflict within.

Suicide Sneeze

Today I read a book called Suicide Sneeze. It was about a man with too many holes in his body. He made a merry whistling sound when the breeze blew.

Do You Need Help With Those Beans

Today I saw a movie called Do You Need Help With Those Beans. It was a movie about a helpless person who had no respect for sneeze guards.