The Palm Beach Story

Today I saw a movie called The Palm Beach Story. My favorite parts of this movie were the Wienie King and the formation of that posse.

It Would Be Great

Today I read a book called It Would Be Great. It was one of those motivational books that reassures you that you still have hands.

Squat Brick

Today I saw a movie called Squat Brick. It was about needing to take a load off now and again.

Half Stache

Today I saw a movie called Half Stache. It was about a man whose face betrayed the conflict within.

Suicide Sneeze

Today I read a book called Suicide Sneeze. It was about a man with too many holes in his body. He made a merry whistling sound when the breeze blew.

Do You Need Help With Those Beans

Today I saw a movie called Do You Need Help With Those Beans. It was a movie about a helpless person who had no respect for sneeze guards.

Your Head Is Going To Be This Bowling Ball

Today I saw a movie called Your Head Is Going To Be This Bowling Ball. It was a spooky movie about puberty and the misuse of Skittles.

Geek Love

Today I read a book called Geek Love. It was about several generations of the Binewski carnival family and it was really good.

Nanook of the North

Today I saw a movie called Nanook of the North. It was a very good and pretty old sort of documentary. My favorite part was watching the igloo be built and especially the window.

Invasion of the Body Snatchers

Today I saw a movie called Invasion of the Body Snatchers. It was very good. It was about a bunch of dying aliens who liked walking around in orderly lines. My favorite parts were the soundtrack and the telephone cord.

Sssssssssssssssssssss

Today I read a book called Ssssssssssssssssssss. It was a new version of that famous story about the snake that likes using the photocopier.

Two Oatmeal Raisin Cookies

Today I saw a movie called Two Oatmeal Raisin Cookies. This was a somewhat undercooked movie so I fast-forwarded through most of it.

Hot Sand Shoes

Today I read a book called Hot Sand Shoes. It was about running fast for good reasons. It was very motivational.

Meshes of the Afternoon

Today I saw a movie called Meshes of the Afternoon. It was very scary. It made me think about moving.

Arkansas

Today I read a book called Arkansas. It was very exciting. It was about two guys who mostly wanted to be left alone, but who were occasionally interrupted by gross-outs.